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Song Parodies -> "Ratty Pack"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Jack"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ratty Pack"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ratty Pack: Dino, Pete, Joey, Sammy, Frank.
They shtikked at the Sands and were often tanked.
Most of them would sing. . .not so much Pete, Joey.
Dino did one about outside it was snowy.

So big was the Rat Pack back in their time. . .
suggestions Frank hung with bosses of crime, crime, crime.

But that didn’t stop Frank from ring-a-ding-dinging,
and it couldn’t prevent all of them from swinging.

But that didn’t stop Frank from ring-a-ding-dinging;
luckily Pete and Joey refrained from singing.

So big was the Rat Pack back in their time
and they must really have dug that desert clime, clime, clime.

Everybody thought the pack was really groovy.
And they all got together to make a movie.

(I saw it!)

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Patrick - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I have read a few excerpts from Paul Anka's book about this crew. They did know how to party.

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