My buddies tell me I’m “domesticated”;
they say my missus treats me like a bum/beats me ’bout the bum.
But I still love it, though they can’t abide:
I like a kickin’ wife.

Over I will bend when she’s shod to maul;
into me she’ll send her foot, hob’s and all.
Gives me such pleasure, a glint in my eyes.
I like a kickin’ wife.

My buddies shun me since I learned it pleases
me when my missus turns me on with some
boots to the glutes, then my booty takes flight.
I like a kickin’ wife.

Over I will bend to receive her all;
I make no amends when “Foot me!” I bawl.
Gives me such pleasure. “That’s sick!” bitch the guys.
I like a kickin’ wife.
Hind strikes: the kickin’s rife!