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Song Parodies -> "Venus Digs New Means"

Original Song Title:

"Venus in Blue Jeans"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Clanton

Parody Song Title:

"Venus Digs New Means"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She’s “Venus,” digs new means
of demeaning Severin, meek male.
She’s a socking, cropping, quirting tart;
she’s a girl who makes skin smart.

Sly Venus digs new means
of kinkiness that he’ll adore.
Clad in pelts, she belts—then welts ensue—
she’s snared this male, it’s true.

She says to Severin: “You sponge-spine churl!
A worthless-squirrel reprobate!!”
Then he begs her to be a naughty girl—
this clearly is love-hate.

Sly Venus digs new means,
such as a rawhide ropin’ spree.
She’ll beat your body to show love
of strange complexity.

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