Grim Grimm’s grifty, Grim Grimm’s grifty,
Grim Grimm’s shifty.
This creep’s gonna truck to penitentiary.
Grim Grimm’s grifty, Grim Grimm’s grifty,
Grimm’s filchy too.
Hood schmuck got not off, so prison will ensue:
this blowhard got nipped, and stretch he will do.

Island of Staten elected this bum,
who was not only crooked but also dumb.
His claims of innocence were naught but blown smoke.
Even by Congress standards, this ass, a joke.

Grim Grimm’s grifty, Grim Grimm’s grifty,
Grim Grimm’s ditzy.
The sleaze had no luck in front of the jury.
Grim Grimm’s grifty, Grim Grimm’s grifty,
Grimm’s fibby too.
Crook schmuck got not off, so some time he will do;
this blowhard still lips off, though he got his due.

He’s off to prison, was tried by a crew
of 12 folks who quickly his bullshit saw through.
Out of the Congress this joke should be hurled. . .
Constitution don’t deal with crooked- reps world.
So he won’t resign even though he’s a blight,
but why expect him to do the thing that’s right?
The good news: he’ll be out of the public light.

Grim Grimm’s grifty, Grim Grimm’s grifty,
Grim Grimm’s icky.
We won’t see this creep anymore on TV.
He’ll be in province of convict and screw—
that double entendre suggests Grimm might do
a Grimm-on-him as “she,” quim-stick proxy; Grimm: “Michelle” new.