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Song Parodies -> "A Put-Down. . .Yelp! You're Screwed"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"A Put-Down. . .Yelp! You're Screwed"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Bad news: on Yelp! there’s you—
Review ain’t fine.
It says your company’s doo-doo.
You’re not smilin’;
I see you’re not smilin’.
You know that it slams ya;
It’s running ya down.
You can all it “spam,” yeah,
But in fact, it’s damaged your renown.
A put-down. . .Yelp! You’re screwed,
Even with lyin’.
Now you’re fryin’
They’ve shrugged. . .you,
They’ve mugged you,
Ain’t hugged you,
It bugs you, so you vow
To get in there,
Use geek wizardry. . .
Bring the site down.
You queer it!
Folks go to Yelp! and view
Porno online.
Review ain’t fine.
It says your company’s doo-doo.
You’re not smilin’;
I see you’re not smilin’.
You know that it slams ya;
It’s running ya down.
You can all it “spam,” yeah,
But in fact, it’s damaged your renown.
A put-down. . .Yelp! You’re screwed,
Even with lyin’.
Now you’re fryin’
They’ve shrugged. . .you,
They’ve mugged you,
Ain’t hugged you,
It bugs you, so you vow
To get in there,
Use geek wizardry. . .
Bring the site down.
You queer it!
Folks go to Yelp! and view
Porno online.
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Back to your mainstay...and it's still not nearly played out yet. Now if you can do one about beavers to this tune.... ;D
>> S P A W N ~ O N
OMR, thanks, but you shouldn't have. Two done, another in the works. Tweet: I will.
Hilarious, inventive, and innovative. 555 yelps
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