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Song Parodies -> "Sy’ll Be Joan for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sy’ll Be Joan for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sy’s a beau last Christmas,
designation “he.”
Didn’t go for that and so
Sy sought some surgery.

Fixed to leave behind him
what Sy once had seemed.
Sy’ll be Joan for Christmas
after his bone is fleamed.

Sy’s now Joan for Christmas…
gone from man to “she.”
No more beau; that had to go
to fulfill fantasy.

Christmas-cleaved of piney
appurtenance beam.
Sy’s now Joan at Christmas.
If of beau you had dreamed,
her mojo’s been reschemed.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
great job! 5s

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