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Song Parodies -> "Bug Boats"
Original Song Title:
"Love Boat Theme"
Original Performer:
Jack Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Bug Boats"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Bug boats:
bug for you and the crew.
Get Noro, and get set to spew;
Gut punch is your reward.
If you go…might be to the loo.
The bug boats stopped, early Covid, making their runs.
But now they’re back off for the Caribbean sun.
On a course for a pest surge.
You sure you want to take a chance?
Bug’s not just on the shore;
it patrols the boat from starboard to port.
The bug boats are laden with bon-bons, gravy, and buns,
but bug-boat cruise might cause movement—mainly the runs.
On a course for a pest scourge.
You sure you want to take a chance?
You’d better think before
you book a bug-boat cruise and leave the shore
Bug, bug bug…!
These are bug boats!!
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If you're talking about one of those 5000 guest floating cities that cruise the Caribbean .... A high school and Facebook acquaintance of mine went on one of those winter cruises in 2022 where he spent most nights playing Poker into the wee hours. Comes home and gets hit with Covid. About three weeks later we get a notice that he was gone ....... Not surprising that he didnt survive as he was living an YOLO lifestyle where he drank way too much and wasnt looking after his health at all
Sobering thought.
He was in YOLO mode because he had sustained some head injuries riding a motorcycle, which was causing early onset of dementia. Couldnt remember the last name of his first girlfriend .... Jackie, whose Dad was an eye doctor, I think .. was how he put it
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