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Song Parodies -> "Hairy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

[moon baying]

Hey, hairy man,
Hey, scary man.

When you turn you drool, a dame you rip, pull. . .
A canine demeanor, a canine moniker.
Then you slay an older boy; your precepts
Are not attractive and lead to ruin/ruin’.

Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.

You’re always something spectral, loupy,
Night-time dependent, every hairing.
You’ll chomp an arm when you are raging. . .
Sundown, your man shtik’s disappearing.

Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.

Your so, so like a wolfman to me
(So like a wolfman to me)
Go, go, go bite a woman nightly
(Go bit an old man nightly)

[howling solo]

Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now.
Human body! No way!
Hey, scary man, you love “game” now,
Human-body buffet.

People live, you turn, and they’re killed squirming;
You’ll chew their thighs, no-smiles teething creature.
Wretched fressing ogre, you eat quickly;
Next I’ll hear other non-people baying.

Bay, scary man, you’re inflamed now
Because it’s nearly day.
Hey, hairy man, you are tamed now:
Silver bullet will slay.

Hairy man, scary man, buried man.

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Timmy1000 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
nice, hair raising tale of a good Hollies OS
Lawrence Talbot (Old Man Ribber) - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Tonight...when the moon is full...you will turn into...A Were-Parodist! ;)
LoupyCupCakes - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
AHHHHH whooooooooooooo Where-Wolves oLondon ! !
Johnny D - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
nice doggy
werewolf21 - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Another big fat hairy scare-ody from the Head Honcho of Halloween. And if you forget your gun, try tossing him a Coors Light, it works. Here's 555 of 'em. ;-)

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