Song Parodies -> Hairy Man
| Original Song Title: | "Carrie Ann" |
| Original Performer: | Hollies |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hairy Man" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
[moon baying]
Hey, hairy man,
Hey, scary man.
When you turn you drool, a dame you rip, pull. . .
A canine demeanor, a canine moniker.
Then you slay an older boy; your precepts
Are not attractive and lead to ruin/ruin’.
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.
You’re always something spectral, loupy,
Night-time dependent, every hairing.
You’ll chomp an arm when you are raging. . .
Sundown, your man shtik’s disappearing.
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.
Your so, so like a wolfman to me
(So like a wolfman to me)
Go, go, go bite a woman nightly
(Go bit an old man nightly)
[howling solo]
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now.
Human body! No way!
Hey, scary man, you love “game” now,
Human-body buffet.
People live, you turn, and they’re killed squirming;
You’ll chew their thighs, no-smiles teething creature.
Wretched fressing ogre, you eat quickly;
Next I’ll hear other non-people baying.
Bay, scary man, you’re inflamed now
Because it’s nearly day.
Hey, hairy man, you are tamed now:
Silver bullet will slay.
Hairy man, scary man, buried man.
Hey, hairy man,
Hey, scary man.
When you turn you drool, a dame you rip, pull. . .
A canine demeanor, a canine moniker.
Then you slay an older boy; your precepts
Are not attractive and lead to ruin/ruin’.
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.
You’re always something spectral, loupy,
Night-time dependent, every hairing.
You’ll chomp an arm when you are raging. . .
Sundown, your man shtik’s disappearing.
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now,
Canis lupus your way.
Hey, scary man, you’re infame now,
Canine body your way.
Your so, so like a wolfman to me
(So like a wolfman to me)
Go, go, go bite a woman nightly
(Go bit an old man nightly)
[howling solo]
Hey, hairy man, you’re not tame now.
Human body! No way!
Hey, scary man, you love “game” now,
Human-body buffet.
People live, you turn, and they’re killed squirming;
You’ll chew their thighs, no-smiles teething creature.
Wretched fressing ogre, you eat quickly;
Next I’ll hear other non-people baying.
Bay, scary man, you’re inflamed now
Because it’s nearly day.
Hey, hairy man, you are tamed now:
Silver bullet will slay.
Hairy man, scary man, buried man.
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nice, hair raising tale of a good Hollies OS
Tonight...when the moon is full...you will turn into...A Were-Parodist! ;)
AHHHHH whooooooooooooo Where-Wolves oLondon ! !
nice doggy
Another big fat hairy scare-ody from the Head Honcho of Halloween. And if you forget your gun, try tossing him a Coors Light, it works. Here's 555 of 'em. ;-)
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