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Song Parodies -> "Snoop John A."

Original Song Title:

"Sloop John B."

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Snoop John A."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Snoop John A.

He's come in: the snoop John A.,
To take your rights away.
He will nauseate you when he drones.
Slinkin' all night.
He will steal your rights—
After he's broken
Into your own home.

He hoisted a prudish sail
So eyes wouldn't be assailed
By Justice jugs made of brass—
Gave him a bone, gave him a bone.
You can't be alone, nah, nah,
Because he wants to break
Into your own home.

This AG is a skunk
He'll break in after he's slunk.
This "constable" gives law enforcement a bad name.
Share things by phone,
And he won't leave you alone, nah nah.
'Cause he wants to break
Into your own home.


"Habeas corpus? That's sh*t!"
He's torn up all of the writs.
You can bet that this guy loves just loves kiddie porn.
You can send him home—
When you're in the booth alone.
This is the worst sh*t since Meese has been gone.

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RabidSportsFan! - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Props to the salute to a NAG (Nasty A.G.)
Shannon Vance - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't understand why most Americans seem to hate the liberties that were so dear to the founding fathers. I think my cat's litter box is smarter than the average voter in this crazy land of ours. - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect title. Well-executed parody. And the original is one of my fave songs.
MrMacphisto - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, Sir William of Tong did this one better, as "Son of the Snoop George B."

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