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Song Parodies -> "Broth and Soba"

Original Song Title:

"Scotch and Soda"

Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Broth and Soba"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Broth and soba, muffin, pork pie,
Gravy, roux, fries, veal, thyme,
Oats, meat--shoat fried,
Ewe sliced. Meal time.

Fried zucchini, pig cured in gin.
Oh, what a smell: hooved cuts--
Beef din! Roe, brined;
Oo! Limes (Key) pie.

Peas, pullets, beet leaves, meat:
Quail, skink, fat kine, plump stag 'n'
Mutt, diced; moo'd veal;
There’s whey, tripe stew.
I fill me if I'm flaggin'.

Small fries, Cheese Whiz,
Plump plums, pork piled.
Come dine on more pies,
Oats, wheat, groats, rye,
Stewed tripe. Meal time!

Peas, pulled pork, beef--lean meat.
Hail, drink! (And dine.) Up flagon.
Some wine? Mood meal--
Gamay, iced brew,
And still's yield. . .off the wagon.

Crawl my knees, whizz;
Slump-and-snore, piled.
Sunshine in sore eyes--
Whoa! See glow: sky.
Stewed, I reeled, higher;
Then a dry man, I.

Give me lunch 'n' baby,
I'll feel fine.

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