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Song Parodies -> "Pilchard Smells"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pilchard Smells"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fishy, slime-flocked, ichy-slime-flocked—
Unfresh pesca fress: vile.
In the air
There’s a reeking that’s nix bass.
Ill-wind gassing
Like that passing
From a pit where there’s piles
Of pooch sh!t that’s passed a poodle’s rear.

Pilchard smells, Pilchard smells—
It’s thickly rimed; it ain’t pretty.
Really stinks. . .nostril kinks.
Doomed if you breathe fish decay,
Euw! if it sits for six days,
Looming is ill fish bouquet,
Fugu would be rich bouquet.

Stinking seas’ blight—
Eating this might
Cause some craws to careen;
Even crawfish would be craw-dish pleasure.

Hear your gut crunch
Ere you launch lunch—
It’s nasty as it streams.
As you’re casting your upchuck,
You’ll sneer:

“Pilchard smells, Pilchards smells;
It’s ichthyic slime, icky-fishy!”
Really stinks; in it sinks:
Ooze slick hits chick’s chic chambray.

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Timmy1k - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Eeewwwww, but nicely written.
2Eagle - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Have you tried Limburger?
John Barry - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, you two.
Phil Nelson - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Grossly funny and charming
Old Man Ribber - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Edam? Not on your life! ;D
> ! ! ! - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
No like sushi, . . . she prefers Swishy . . . a la VILMA . . . CaptainFlizzler

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