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Song Parodies -> "Mohel Me, Frill-Free, Brissed Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Mel Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Mohel Me, Frill-Free, Brissed Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mohel me, mohel me.
Extra flesh will go and then you'll "Oy!" me, oil me.
If not or you mesh' up, I'll a goy be, goil be--
Make sure you're not drunk and your aim's true.

Kills me (kills me), kills me (kills me)
Feels like that; "Hilly"-type* trills, "You will be frill-free.
Hide I'll lop off and then when you will pee, silly,
Retraction for you, bubbe, is moot.

"That fold, it is sev'rable; on it you tug.
With my tools, I'll give you the cut that is kind.
I'll sever this hood; in my art, no messhug'.
Shlepped--there's less weight in your part;
I'm dry. . .some Kosher mouth-clouting wine."

Bris me (bris me), bris me (bris me).
If your aim is true, there won't a miss be; missy,
Nicht me. Will little shiksa chicks kiss me, nicked me?
With shiksas, not much ado
To kiss me, bliss me
Where I'm jewelish. . .Jewish girls' taboo.

*Hillel, Palestinian rabbi and interpreter of biblical law

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Total Votes: 3

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alvin - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
good throughout but i especially appreciated the last line
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Fives for your Mel Gibson parody.... oops, that's "Carter", isn't it?
John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, TT.
Below Average Dave ( - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin's sentiment, I prefer the other parody you did of this song today, but this ones great too.

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