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Song Parodies -> "Gore"

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Original Performer:

Andy Williams

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gory kid’s bathed in blood that is his own.
This is the blood that comes when foreskin’s mown.
Gored, and it simply hurts beyond just aches.
I hope this kid one day is on the make.

Gore is thanks to the mohel;
he’ll apply some unguent oil
The knife made a wound that’s seeping.
The kid’s weeping, loudly peeping.

Shlong cover’s gone; the handiwork, sublime.
Some time beyond, kid will be feeling fine.
There’s a term, “Cut me to the core,”
but that means a whole lot more.
For now, the kid’s very sore!

Gore resulted from toil
that’s exercised by the mohel.
The knife made a wound that’s seeping.
The kid’s weeping and not sleeping.

Shlong cover’s gone; the handiwork was fine.
Mohel carved it all off, like a touch of cheese rind.
There’s a term, “Cut me to the core”;
it’s a trope and nothing more.
There’s some gore upon the floor.

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