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Song Parodies -> "Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Put more heads on the poles, Kurtz,
Honed from legs and arms, crazy
Have you gone--wound tight. Navy
Boat's come to terminate you.

'Pocalypse close, the time's near.
You're a twisted one, shavy
Is your head so bright. Maybe
Patey should have had a rug.

Generals say you're insane
In a war game they can't win.
If there's a way, they'll find you someday
And then call the airstrike in.

Now your head's gonna roll, Kurtz.
Your comrades-in-arms, lazy,
They don't want to fight. Home free
Go Willard and Lance the stoner.

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Shiek of the Mutilated - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to Marlon Brando.
Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, I don't feel like commenting today ... the flash of my computer screen is not quite right ... I can't get into character sufficiently to summon-up my inner commentator in an authentic way ... no ... no, it simply won't do, no, no comment today, call my agent.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
twisted...and the best title of the lot...the horror...the horror...5s
John Barry - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sheik, JD, Alvin.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The humor...

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