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Song Parodies -> "Succubus"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Succubus"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Every night around about 2:00 (she comes, the succubus)
I know what succubus wants to do (me hump, the succubus)
She’s curvaceous, got a wicked smile (moue? None! the succubus)
My mouth and more she wants to defile (lewd one, the succubus)
Skanky swiver—how’d she get in here? (moves in, the succubus)
It’s to my erection she’s endeared (lewd strumpet, succubus)
She don’t want to just me buss (’chews buss, the succubus)
The hump ain’t dry of succubus (juiced hump, the succubus)
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She ain’t there during the day (moves out, the succubus)
She wants to swive with lust; she’s just crazy to lay (huge humps, the succubus)
Succubus. . . .
Vixen loves humping (succubus)
Grinding and bumping (succubus)
Horny strumpet (succubus)
She’s a whore-rape pump it (succubus)

Succubus. . . .
She wants it. . . .
She, damn! gets it!
Chick makes me sex slave
She slam! gets it
She wants it. . . .
Slam bam. . . ! gets it.

Strumpet gets dick trenched every lay
Loves to swive me, this lady
Strumpet does dick wrench every lay
Strumpet does lick French every way
Then she drives me crazy, venery play

Succubus. . . .
She wants to bang with lust,
She wants my wang—such lust!
She’s such a skanky slut!

But I vow: I love my skanky slut (screw slut, the succubus)
Yes, I vow: I love my nasty slut (blue nuts sans succubus)
I swive this lady every night (huge lust with succubus)
Each time we do, I get delight (huge ruts with succubus)
I want it. . . .!

Every night I seethe with lust (huge lust for succubus)
When I swive my baby I’ve got clanging nuts (huge lust, the bag of nuts)
Shagging ’bus, grabs my nuts, bag of lust, mad with lust, bag of nuts, shag my slut, rampant lust, rabid lust, grab her bust, ample bust, amped-up nuts, clanging nuts, wang in muff, banging muff, shagging muff, nasty stuff, laps my strut, slaps my strut, randy slut, nasty slut, straps me up, hands she cuffs, wang she cuffs, ram that muff. That’s enough!!

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Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh... God... that was great. Good thing I don't smoke, or I'd need a whole pack of cigarettes.
Callmelennie - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like you had a rough night last night John. Is that why you were unable to post anything today? (lol)
NoGoGal - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
sirSweaty, just reading this . . . wore me out !

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