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Song Parodies -> "Corn Feed"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Corn Feed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Corn feed. I eat like my pig, Joe,
Fast-feed like a crass schmoe.
Corn feed—can't stop once I start.

Give me lots—let me amaze you
As you watch this maize-chew.
Each bit adds avoirdupoir

Maize feed—appallingly I chew.
More feed! I'm a pork-out guy;
Etiquette don't apply.

Corn feed—through five ears I'm blitzin',
So much that I'm schvitzin'. . .
Engorged corn feed.

Maize feed—I call for more to chew:
More feed! I'm a gorging guy.
Etiquette?! . . .a pig's eye!

Corn feed—through five dozen I've blitzed
And through a case I've Schlitzed.
Bring more corn feeds!

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alvin - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny

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