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Song Parodies -> "Bye-Bye, Gov'nor"
Original Song Title:
"Bye-bye, Blackbird."
Original Performer:
Ella Fitzgerald
Parody Song Title:
"Bye-Bye, Gov'nor"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gotta pack up, split yer lair for ho',
Spitzer, go, slinkin' low,
Bye-bye, gov'nor.
Now knob-palpitate--that's free;
Silda, peeved, zipped the "V,"
Pie, fie: uxor.
No more dears to love or "understand" him,
'cause the hard-cash dumb-shmuck blunder canned him.
In a hotel, night delight,
He, she-homed; pay not slight.
Shtupper, bye, bye.
Gotta pack up, split yer lair for ho',
There ya go, Spitz, ya schmoe,
Bye-bye, glum jerk.
You'd not fornicate for free;
Dropped C notes--forty-three,
Bye-bye. . .got scourged.
No more dears to love or "understand" him,
No more hards cached in an underhand quim.
Made his bed. . .caused his own plight,
From Albany, take flight.
Dumb jerk, bye-bye.
Spitzer, go, slinkin' low,
Bye-bye, gov'nor.
Now knob-palpitate--that's free;
Silda, peeved, zipped the "V,"
Pie, fie: uxor.
No more dears to love or "understand" him,
'cause the hard-cash dumb-shmuck blunder canned him.
In a hotel, night delight,
He, she-homed; pay not slight.
Shtupper, bye, bye.
Gotta pack up, split yer lair for ho',
There ya go, Spitz, ya schmoe,
Bye-bye, glum jerk.
You'd not fornicate for free;
Dropped C notes--forty-three,
Bye-bye. . .got scourged.
No more dears to love or "understand" him,
No more hards cached in an underhand quim.
Made his bed. . .caused his own plight,
From Albany, take flight.
Dumb jerk, bye-bye.
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this guy deserves to have someone "swingin' low" on him
Thanks, Alvin.
Some difficult words here but I'll give you your props. (Are you Jewish, because methinks I see more than a few Yiddish words here!) I'll suppose Ella threw some extra syllables into the first lines of the stanzas in her version of the OS. Nice job. 5-5-5.
< No Mo Do > for that lil 'ho
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