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Song Parodies -> "Glockin' Out My Back Door"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin' Out My Back Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Glockin' Out My Back Door"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Glock is an Austrian gun manufacturer. Glögg (Swedish) is a hot wine punch containing brandy or aquavit and flavored with almonds, raisins, cloves, and cinnamon.
Just got back from cocktail lounge; back door is locked, must scrounge
In my pocket. . .find the key to the port.
Situation worsens; pretty soon I'm cursin':
CHORUS:
"' F*ck's the key?!! Glockin' out my back door!"
Inside my deep pocket I feel the weapon of cold blue steel.
Accidentally pull the trigger and dance 'cross the lawn.
Hair-trigger pistola erred and near picked toes off.
CHORUS
Tanqueray and dry vermouth have not steadied my hand,
But the door will be flying open soon--
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
I am well provisioned with lots of ammunition.
CHORUS
Tanqueray and dry vermouth have not steadied my hand,
But the door will be flying open soon--
Shoot, shoot, shoot:
I'll fix it tomorrow; tonight I'll drown my sorrow.
CHORUS
Right up to the door I bound; blast it with many rounds.
When the smoke dissipates, I can see that it's gone.
I'll fix it tomorrow; tonight I'll drown my sorrow.
Shoot, shoot, shoot: Glögg 'n' stout, cognac, port.
In my pocket. . .find the key to the port.
Situation worsens; pretty soon I'm cursin':
CHORUS:
"' F*ck's the key?!! Glockin' out my back door!"
Inside my deep pocket I feel the weapon of cold blue steel.
Accidentally pull the trigger and dance 'cross the lawn.
Hair-trigger pistola erred and near picked toes off.
CHORUS
Tanqueray and dry vermouth have not steadied my hand,
But the door will be flying open soon--
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
I am well provisioned with lots of ammunition.
CHORUS
Tanqueray and dry vermouth have not steadied my hand,
But the door will be flying open soon--
Shoot, shoot, shoot:
I'll fix it tomorrow; tonight I'll drown my sorrow.
CHORUS
Right up to the door I bound; blast it with many rounds.
When the smoke dissipates, I can see that it's gone.
I'll fix it tomorrow; tonight I'll drown my sorrow.
Shoot, shoot, shoot: Glögg 'n' stout, cognac, port.
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that's some high falutin' rhymin'...5s
I see you decided to take a shot a this CCR tune, too ... it's a fun one to parody, isn't it? ;-)
John, I don't think the 'looking out my back door' is a chorus, more like a reprise line. You know, used in the sixties to really annoy us all. This is a classic song to demonstrate to kids the power of drinking and shooting. Should've had the toes shot off...
Got me a forty and an Uzi...ah'm gonna ha' me some fun, boy!! 555
I liked your Glockin' Spiel...........5and5and5
love that last line, John - 555
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