Song Parodies -> Regurgitator
| Original Song Title: | "Return to Sender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Regurgitator" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
postres: dessert, Speck: bacon, sopa: soup
Café con leche, roux, some postres
He put down for a snack.
Bites he hurried, no moorings. . .
He brought the leche back. . .
A moat of vomit.
Regurgitator. . .a mess up thrown.
So much chundered, so much blown.
Some gag-me morels, a luncheon spat. . .
Unsightly morsels of his fressin’ keep coming back.
Gross mess, it plopped upon some shale rocks
But sent some Speck on me--
Mighty churlish and boorish!
It came back suddenly,
No mote, this vomit:.
Regurged, some taters. . .a mess up thrown.
Throat-lunge chunder, throat-lunge [corn]pone.
This slime is gonna bake on myself--
Hot sunlight is like a brand.
If I take a bath before long it stays,
I won’t be “chunder man,”
A blight of vomit.
Me’ll purge the taters, the mess up thrown.
Soap off luncheon: sopa blown.
He put down for a snack.
Bites he hurried, no moorings. . .
He brought the leche back. . .
A moat of vomit.
Regurgitator. . .a mess up thrown.
So much chundered, so much blown.
Some gag-me morels, a luncheon spat. . .
Unsightly morsels of his fressin’ keep coming back.
Gross mess, it plopped upon some shale rocks
But sent some Speck on me--
Mighty churlish and boorish!
It came back suddenly,
No mote, this vomit:.
Regurged, some taters. . .a mess up thrown.
Throat-lunge chunder, throat-lunge [corn]pone.
This slime is gonna bake on myself--
Hot sunlight is like a brand.
If I take a bath before long it stays,
I won’t be “chunder man,”
A blight of vomit.
Me’ll purge the taters, the mess up thrown.
Soap off luncheon: sopa blown.
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Coughed up some fives. Hope what you've got is catchy...
you had to bring tis subject up, didn't you??
well done Johnny
lmao @ "a moat of vomit"
Disgusting & funny - just the way I like them to be
Excellent oh master of adjectives, I'm hurling you three 5's!
This really got me upchuckling - 555!!!
Thanks, Mark, Malcolm, Alvin, Andy, Jim, Leo.
This would go well with the Family Guy skit when Peter, Stewie, Chris, and Brian all voluntarily drink ipecac
When this came up, Chuck must've swallowed hard...Like Randy Jackson says, you worked it out, Man
Well, unlike two *other* writers today, at least it came out your *mouth*. Fives just for that... and some Sopa-na-rope to wash your mouth out with.
what brought this subject up??
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