Song Parodies -> Regurgitator

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

  
Parody Song Title:

"Regurgitator"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

postres: dessert, Speck: bacon, sopa: soup
Café con leche, roux, some postres
He put down for a snack.
Bites he hurried, no moorings. . .
He brought the leche back. . .
A moat of vomit.

Regurgitator. . .a mess up thrown.
So much chundered, so much blown.
Some gag-me morels, a luncheon spat. . .
Unsightly morsels of his fressin’ keep coming back.

Gross mess, it plopped upon some shale rocks
But sent some Speck on me--
Mighty churlish and boorish!
It came back suddenly,
No mote, this vomit:.

Regurged, some taters. . .a mess up thrown.
Throat-lunge chunder, throat-lunge [corn]pone.

This slime is gonna bake on myself--
Hot sunlight is like a brand.
If I take a bath before long it stays,
I won’t be “chunder man,”
A blight of vomit.

Me’ll purge the taters, the mess up thrown.
Soap off luncheon: sopa blown.





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Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Coughed up some fives. Hope what you've got is catchy...
malcolm higgins - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
you had to bring tis subject up, didn't you?? well done Johnny
alvin - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ "a moat of vomit"
Andy Primus - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Disgusting & funny - just the way I like them to be
Jim Rotondo - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent oh master of adjectives, I'm hurling you three 5's!
Leo Keough - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
This really got me upchuckling - 555!!!
John Barry - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Malcolm, Alvin, Andy, Jim, Leo.
Tim Hall - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
This would go well with the Family Guy skit when Peter, Stewie, Chris, and Brian all voluntarily drink ipecac
AFW - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
When this came up, Chuck must've swallowed hard...Like Randy Jackson says, you worked it out, Man
Tommy Turtle - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, unlike two *other* writers today, at least it came out your *mouth*. Fives just for that... and some Sopa-na-rope to wash your mouth out with.
malcolm higgns - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
what brought this subject up??

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