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Song Parodies -> "Instantiation"

Original Song Title:

"Anticipation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Instantiation"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s an example of something or someone.
Just for example, you could say
that among the ungulates, one is a cow,
chomping in the Champs*, but not Elysée.

Instantiation, instantiation.
It’s never too late
for reincarnation.

In everyday palaver, you’ll use a few;
one of them could serve prophetically.
When you are lightly sleeping, you just might
In a frightful nightmare, instantiate Lugosi.

Instantiation, instantiation
might well be your fate…
vamp initiation.

On the morrow, a furrow in your neck’s bored.
So to check it, into the mirror you gaze.
But you are not reflected, and you are wowed.
From now on you’ll be found, dozing during days.

You’re instantiated in a vampire phase.
Following Bela’s ways.
Sleeping during the days.
At night, walk in a daze.
Sanguinary sap craved.
Your victims gape, amazed.
With fangs, their necks are shaved.
And in the vein is caved.
With tongue your fangs are laved.
None of them can be saved.
They, too, day-doze in graves.

*fields

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