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Song Parodies -> "Sapphic Lust"
Original Song Title:
"Magic Bus"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Sapphic Lust"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Dame-on-dame, and they're always cute (I love Sapphic lust)
For that kind of lust, no substitute (two muff, Sapphic lust)
I'm completely smitten when they smile (view gums, Sapphic lust)
And fall into a huge girl-on-girl pile (queue up, Sapphic lust)
I fantasize that I'm right in there (I'm up--Sapphic lust)
Amid flailing limbs and lashing hair (check Baudelaire, Chuck*)
As busy as Priapus (that mug's always up)
Greek-on-Greek in some graphic lust (I love Attic lust)
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I don't care how much I pay (blew bucks, Sapphic lust)
For videos showing bevies of babes at play (chew muff, Sapphic lust)
It's vaulting, it's vaulting, it's vaulting, it's vaulting. . .
At attention.
Three-inch to six-inch straightaway
Just when all these babes I see
Three-inch to six-inch, some sway
As my palsied hand drives this-that way.
Sapphic lust. . . .
And then far away my sap, it gushed (it gushed, Sapphic lust)
Then retract toward my sack, it must (too much Sapphic lust)
Drive to the video store each day (Take bus? Too much rush!)
Rent titles like "Lay-Lady Lay" (view much Sapphic lust)
It's vaulting. . . .
I play that I'm Priapus (ooo, cusp of Sapphic lust)
As I pry a puss in thoughts of Sapphic lust.
*http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://fleursdumal.org/poem/203&prev=/search%3Fq%3DLa%2BChevelure%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
For that kind of lust, no substitute (two muff, Sapphic lust)
I'm completely smitten when they smile (view gums, Sapphic lust)
And fall into a huge girl-on-girl pile (queue up, Sapphic lust)
I fantasize that I'm right in there (I'm up--Sapphic lust)
Amid flailing limbs and lashing hair (check Baudelaire, Chuck*)
As busy as Priapus (that mug's always up)
Greek-on-Greek in some graphic lust (I love Attic lust)
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I don't care how much I pay (blew bucks, Sapphic lust)
For videos showing bevies of babes at play (chew muff, Sapphic lust)
It's vaulting, it's vaulting, it's vaulting, it's vaulting. . .
At attention.
Three-inch to six-inch straightaway
Just when all these babes I see
Three-inch to six-inch, some sway
As my palsied hand drives this-that way.
Sapphic lust. . . .
And then far away my sap, it gushed (it gushed, Sapphic lust)
Then retract toward my sack, it must (too much Sapphic lust)
Drive to the video store each day (Take bus? Too much rush!)
Rent titles like "Lay-Lady Lay" (view much Sapphic lust)
It's vaulting. . . .
I play that I'm Priapus (ooo, cusp of Sapphic lust)
As I pry a puss in thoughts of Sapphic lust.
*http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://fleursdumal.org/poem/203&prev=/search%3Fq%3DLa%2BChevelure%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
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(*giggle*) Oh, my...have some fives!
A ton of smutty fun! Very, very funny, JAB. Big 555
intelligent lusty AND funny...great job...5s
Ahhh, the old Greeks and their ways, a historical subject like this surely belongs here rather than on whatfreaks, and I'm all up for more of it. :-)
Funny one John and much more creative with the rhymes than TOS was. 5s
Thanks, Ravyn, Kristof, Alvin, Peter, Red Ant.
Graphic? Yus! - "And then far away my sap, it gushed - Then retract toward my sack, it must" is the excerpt under review, m'lord - LOL - 555
LOL... this is my favorite of today.
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