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Song Parodies -> "Rhinal Blight"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rhinal Blight"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Rhinal blight, nosey plight,
Awful qualm. . .smells like shite.
Brown logs burgeon, dumper reviled.
Holy shit! It’s from that mutt—I’m riled!
Creep ’round dreck and seek peace,
Creep, and don’t step deep in piece.
Rhinal blight, nosey plight,
Dreck purge makes nasty site.
Sorties stream from the end afar—
Dreck—can’t see when there’s no glow from stars.
Yikes! I feel something warm,
Like something from sphincter born.
Rhinal tight, nosey tight,
Dump of dog, impure blight.
Canine demon voids that holey place.
In log, my shoe. . .steaming disgrace!
Me, I’m not gorged with mirth!
Regret, will Fido, his birth!!
Awful qualm. . .smells like shite.
Brown logs burgeon, dumper reviled.
Holy shit! It’s from that mutt—I’m riled!
Creep ’round dreck and seek peace,
Creep, and don’t step deep in piece.
Rhinal blight, nosey plight,
Dreck purge makes nasty site.
Sorties stream from the end afar—
Dreck—can’t see when there’s no glow from stars.
Yikes! I feel something warm,
Like something from sphincter born.
Rhinal tight, nosey tight,
Dump of dog, impure blight.
Canine demon voids that holey place.
In log, my shoe. . .steaming disgrace!
Me, I’m not gorged with mirth!
Regret, will Fido, his birth!!
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PirateJack, indeed your " Log" is a true disgrace, SirYou'll . . .
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