Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "White Nit Mass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Nit Mass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m teeming with a white nit mass:
Nuts, pike—a jungle down below.
When will these stop itching’?
My pleas and bit chin’.
They’ll flee—spray well and they’ll go.

I’m streaming on the white nit mass—
It’s either death or nit-mass flight.
When YOU stream, be careful tonight—
They stray from the nit masses and bite!
Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 


In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
  0
  0
  
 2   0
  0
  0
  
 3   0
  0
  0
  
 4   0
  0
  0
  
 5   5
  5
  5
  

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
5s (I'd leave a longer comment but I don't like to nitpick).
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Brings a whole new meaning to "humbug".
Old Man Ribber - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - No doubt written from scratch! ;D
AFW - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
A lot of people get crabby around Christmas
John Barry - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby169.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1126