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Song Parodies -> "That Tears Guy Cries"
Original Song Title:
"As Tears Go By"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"That Tears Guy Cries"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Eye schvitzing in evening and day.
I sit and watch the dipshits bray.
Smiling face so beamingly,
But then I see:
The river starts,
That tears guy cries.
No strictures on the watering;
I’m watching sobbing slobbering.
All I hear is the sound
Of Boehn’ bawling; falling down
The waterworks—
That tears guy cries.
[doleful vibrato-heavy violin solo]
Eye schvitzing in evening and day.
I sit and watch the dimwits bray.
Ruing is the House king, who
Goes “boo-hoo-hoo!”
I sit and watch
Tear-smeared guy cry.
[fade on sobbing sounds]
I sit and watch the dipshits bray.
Smiling face so beamingly,
But then I see:
The river starts,
That tears guy cries.
No strictures on the watering;
I’m watching sobbing slobbering.
All I hear is the sound
Of Boehn’ bawling; falling down
The waterworks—
That tears guy cries.
[doleful vibrato-heavy violin solo]
Eye schvitzing in evening and day.
I sit and watch the dimwits bray.
Ruing is the House king, who
Goes “boo-hoo-hoo!”
I sit and watch
Tear-smeared guy cry.
[fade on sobbing sounds]
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"...boo hoo hoo hoo hoo/ Who let the sobs out / boo hoo hoo hoo hoo..." Another nice one JB.
JAB - Is it just me, or do I detect a unifying theme in your parody offerings today? All are done very well, making you a better "executioner" than Judge Roy Bean. ;D
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