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Song Parodies -> "That Tears Guy Cries"

Original Song Title:

"As Tears Go By"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"That Tears Guy Cries"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Eye schvitzing in evening and day.
I sit and watch the dipshits bray.
Smiling face so beamingly,
But then I see:
The river starts,
That tears guy cries.

No strictures on the watering;
I’m watching sobbing slobbering.
All I hear is the sound
Of Boehn’ bawling; falling down
The waterworks—
That tears guy cries.

[doleful vibrato-heavy violin solo]

Eye schvitzing in evening and day.
I sit and watch the dimwits bray.
Ruing is the House king, who
Goes “boo-hoo-hoo!”
I sit and watch
Tear-smeared guy cry.

[fade on sobbing sounds]

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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WarrenB - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment
" hoo hoo hoo hoo/ Who let the sobs out / boo hoo hoo hoo hoo..." Another nice one JB.
Old Man Ribber - January 08, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Is it just me, or do I detect a unifying theme in your parody offerings today? All are done very well, making you a better "executioner" than Judge Roy Bean. ;D

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