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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat, Ooh!"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Meat, Ooh!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Love lunch meat, oooh!
It's so fine. . .love true.
I'll always speed to
Go eat lunch meat, oooh!

Love lunch meat. Stew
Euw! Blows; I eschew
That nasty fress-chew.
Won't eat ugly stew.

Something for lunch,
Something to chew.
Something to munch
Something not stew.

Love lunch meat, oooh!
No sole, no fugu!
I'll always eat you
Cold treats. Lunch meat, oooh!

Dumb song has few
Verses. What to do?
Find words rhymed with "oo."
Then eat lunch meat, oooh!
Whoa, lunch meat chew.
Yeah, lunch meat. "Stew?"
No, no, lunch meat, Stu.
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MasonR - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Need rhymes for "do"? Haven't got a clue. This parody's so true. 555's for you.
Stan Hall - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
As the bait-seller routinely replied upon heaing his customer's' fish stories, "Abalone!" :-) :-)
alvin - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
the lunch meat king checks in again...lol
UnKnownVotress - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack : . . . I wuhv how you wunch me . . . How you please me . . . tease me . . I wuhv how you . . . .
John Barry - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Stan, Alvin, UKV (I wuhv your commentaries).
AFW - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Another tasty tidbit for your lunch bunches
Guy - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This is so dumb it's funny. You salami head. Here's 5 LBS of bologna.

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