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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Atone Post-Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I’ll Atone Post-Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ll atone post-Christmas
for my thievery.
Out I go to pilfer dough
on my Christmas crime spree.

Christmas thieves just like me,
alone or in teams
enter homes at Christmas
and steal stuff by the ream.

I’ll atone for filchin’
a lot of money.
I steal dough and then steal mo’.
I copped your purse, honey.

Christmas eve will find me
sitting on a ream
of paper with pictures
and whose color is green.

Screw the atonement scene!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
I've got my own take on the original which should be up Monday.
TJC - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice X-mas crime spree!
2Eagle - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
Tis the season for a'stealin. You hit the nail on the head.

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