Where’s the measles coming from?
The place you go to see
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Stay there, hie there, go there—
an unwell feeling quickly:
S-I-C-K-L-Y. S-O-L you’ll be.

Mickey’s house, sickly house.
Don’t ever want to board a plane to fly-fly-fly-fly
where it spawned ’cause kids were conned
by parents who’re wacky.
Didn’t get vaccine—why?
Health “conspiracy.”

Mickey Mouse club
should be fun,
but now the faces
cry, cry, cry.
Unfortunately the place is
showing boys’ and girls’
bad parenting.

Where’s the measles coming from?
Place where folks were happy:
D-I-S-N-E-Y H-O-U-S-E.
Stay there, hie there, go there—
and you’re felled, unwell quickly:
S-I-C-K-L-Y. S-O-L you’ll be.

Nitwit spouse, dimwit spouse:
for some parents reason does not apply-ply-ply-ply.

So it’s spawned ’cause this ain’t dawned:
responsibility.
Didn’t get vaccine—why?
Dense “philosophy.”