Scam Pat[1], Scam Graham,[2],
Scam Sam[3], Scam Fam.[4]

You, you, you, you, you, you, you
Live in a theocracy
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Live in a theocracy

What are we goin’ to?
Been there; it’s nothin’ new.
They say secularism’s “treason.”
We don’t live in an Age of Reason.

Scam Pat—makes ya pay,
Scam Graham—useta bray,
Scam Sam—processed hay,
Scam Fam—holding sway.

They want freedom
To do everything their way—
It’s their way or the highway.

Scam Hann. [5], television,
Scam Ma’am,[6] premonition,
Scam Klan politicians,
Scam Fam., fascism.

Yeah, we have gone the wrong way. . .
Live in a theocracy.

Doug Coe’s[7] praises:
He loves a yellow man,[8]
A brown man,[9]
A white man,[10]
A red man,[11]
Loves he, though, Uncle Sam?
Once Doug gave a helpin’ hand
To killer in a far-off land.[12]

Be a politician?
You gotta play the “God” hand
Or you’ll likely get canned, yeah.

If you wanna make it, baby,
An office, to take it, baby,
At least fake it:
Pray, pray, pray, pray.

Many crazies yeah!
Bray, bray
In the screw-loose way, same deal.

Screws loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-se,
Twits in a Tea-ocracy.
It worries, their crazed rage.
Loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oons loose,
Twits a Tea-ocracy,
Livin’ in a fantasy,
Loons boon for spoon-fed stooge goons:
D.C. idiocracy.
They’re drinkin’ the tea,
Or Koo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool?
Tea mixed with theocracy.

Let’s be righteous, really RIGHTeous!
What would Jesus preach?
“God gives guns thee. . .squeeze for me, brothers!”


[1]Robertson
[2]Billy
[3]Brownback, U.S. Senator from [What’s the Matter With] Kansas. In “What’s the Matter With Kansas?” author Thomas Franks “finds extraordinary irony in working-class Kansans' overwhelming support for Republican politicians, despite his belief that the economic policies of the Republican party are wreaking havoc on their communities and livelihoods for the benefit of the extremely wealthy.”
[4]The Family, a.k.a. The Fellowship
[5]Sean (“Semantics/Syntax/Redundancy-Challenged”) Hannity—e.g., “America is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.” As devilishly depicted by Stephen Colbert
[6]Palin
[7]Ruler of The Family
[8]Mao
[9]Yoweri Museveni, current dictator of Uganda who has voiced support for execution of homosexuals. According to NPR, “a bill designed to eradicate homosexuality has strong support in the government and among evangelical Christians.”
[10]Hitler
[11]Stalin
[12]Suharto, dictator of Indonesia, 1967-1998; killed hundreds of thousands of his own people