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Song Parodies -> "Knives Are Honed at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Knives Are Honed at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Knives are honed at Christmas
for a carving spree.
This ain’t no mere whittlin’, though
both require mastery.

Christmas cleaver’s shiny;
from it the light beams.
Knives are honed at Christmas,
but they’re not used on beans!

Knives are honed at Christmas
for a carving spree.
This ain’t no mere whittlin’, so
bring on that big turkey!

Christmas cleave will mine the
gobbler dressed and cleaned.
I’ll probe in that big bird
once roasted and pristine.
Now opened, hot it steams.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Santa - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Ho Ho Ho here’s some 5’s
Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah! bring on that turkey! Merry Christmas, John! 5s

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