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Song Parodies -> "Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I have to geld my pooch,
Randy canine.

I have to stop his tries to woo
Every dog an'
My dear Aunt Roxanne.

Though she didn't mind it:
When she came around,
I would often find them
On all fours, on the floor, à la mode "hound."

So I must geld my pooch.
Aunt Rox'll whine
And whine:

"I love pooch,
My love's pooch
I love smooch
My love, pooch, sweet bow-wow.

Yes, it is hair
Of the dog for me
I need Chow-Chow.

Don't cleave him!

Please do not geld the pooch,
True love of mine."

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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alvin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
get your dog to the vet and your aunt to a psychiatrist
UnKnownVotress - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, . . . . Careful with your desserts, Sir. ?? a La Mode ??

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