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Song Parodies -> "Sic, Rover!"

Original Song Title:

"It's Over"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Sic, Rover!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Go waste the putz who's knocking at the door.
They say that you're man's best friend.
A solicitor again--
Go waste the person peering through the door.

Send a bite up to his thigh;
Rend legs and arms until he'll cry.
Go waste the bounder pounding on the door.
Sic, Rover!

Yes, break his arm in two,
I am commanding you.
Butt-clamp and give a hew,
Then dig teeth into
The other glu-
teus and chew,
Sic, Rover, sic, Rover!

The deranged look in your eye
Tells me that you might have hy-
drophic proclivities as you score
Both my buns; I start to squall
As you chase me into the hall,
But you are paying no heed to my call:
"Sit Rover, sick, Rover!! Nix, Rover!!! Nix, Rover!!!!"


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alvin - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
love the surprise ending
MadameDeTokerVille - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, dogs do love the 'chase', Sir, as doth a sweaty Pirate !
John Barry - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Madame.
Below Average Dave - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Stay, Rover, steady, stay. . .Unique parody idea--always love parodies about dogs
marthadtox - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
very funny!

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