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Song Parodies -> "Christie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"A large man," by his own admission.
Look at me:
I’m so heavy that I can’t see my wee-wee.
And I feel like I’m bigger than a cloud;
I’ve jam on my yam.
Dine fête Christie, a hole side of ham.

Wok’s my way
then I’m chowin’ vittles such as a soufflé
and then downin’ a full tub of Jello,
whatever food’s near.
I love crispy chicken drowned in beer.

You say a diet I should be on,
lose a hundred pounds, or maybe two.
But I fear avoirdupois that I’d lost
would too quickly re-ensue.

Gnaw a bone
from which I gobbled a gobbet of two stone.
I see neither my right foot nor my left
because of my gut.
Too much Christie—of brew, chugged a butt.*
Too much Christie. . .a too chunky butt.

Cook for me!

*491 liters

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Total Votes: 2

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Callmelennie - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey JB, have you heard the slogan for Christie's re-election campaign? ... "Chris Christie: He keeps the pork inside his shirt; and out of New Jersey's budget"
John Barry - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
He's got a great slogan-writer.

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