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Song Parodies -> "A Witch in Black"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"A Witch in Black"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Guy Whom God Snubbed’s bride in ’95—
Basting snakes on spit, evil eye.
Times are changing—she pooh-poohs Prince pact,
But her creepy wink will getya—from North Witch, learned that.

Evil her sabbath, held at night. . .
Need more than a stake to put out her lights.
She’s a witch, but she says, “I was being cute!”
She takes flights in the evening. . .stirring pots of newts.

She’s a witch, she’s a witch, she’s a witch in black;
On stoned voters spell cast, [gray] matter went slack.
Hear her bitch, “I’m no witch!” in a pitch brought to you
Every day, on the tube;
She’d bewitched the boobs.

Down south of Maine, bewitched were brains.
Hellish toll: they picked her name.
Abode’s below; sly—God’s, her rap,
But she’s pulled on Hades habit, black kitten on lap.

She’s a witch, she’s a witch, she’s a witch with cat.
On stoned voters she cast magic that’s black.
Hear her bitch, “I’m no witch!” in a pitch brought to you. . .
Three sixes are tattooed. . .
The nip of her boob.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Mark Scotti - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
This cast a spell over me "witch" is why you get 5's!!
Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
What is the "Mather" here? ;D
w.W.w - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack de Barrow, watch who you are wit(c)h, SirHeady !
TJC - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
5 Ha's tattooed on your lil' Warlock! Me thinks this was an obscure Ode to O'Donnelly!?
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
And on Election Night, she'll tell her supporters, "I'm melting!" Of course, when I saw "North Witch," I thought of the Witch of November -- not the one that sinks the GOP's chances, but the one that sank the Edmund Fitzgerald.
dennis - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds an awful lot like the "Mistress of the North", a most-powerful witch indeed. She eventually ran L'Amerika to suit her inclination of the moment, and her animated glandular structure charmed all she met as if she were a Cretan snake-goddess. Hiss, Alger, Hiss.

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