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Song Parodies -> "Undetectable"

Original Song Title:

"Unforgettable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Undetectable"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Undetectable in baseball stars,
Undetectable, makes them hit balls far,
So they can take it clandestinely.
Still it makes them act aggressively--
Bonds upped his score. . .hit 7-0-4.

"Pas perceptible," so say les français
They are très, très sore, want to Lance lancer. . .
All his records, set on wending hills;
Claim he'd ingest platelet-bending pills. . .
Sink in thigh, ham an injectable brew.

[lab instruments interlude]

Undetectable, the chemists play
With the molecules, deftly rearranged.
They can make their work invisible,
So when players have to piss to fill
Little cups, labs miss the illicit juice.

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Rick C - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Personally, I think the juicers should be erased from the record books. It's like one horse being allowed to race against the dogs at a dog track. 555
Kristof Robertson - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This was dope! (groan) :-) 555
nally - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I just hope he does NOT pass Hank Aaron. 5-5-5.
Blue Ant - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with nally. B-Bo is a loser imho.
Agrimorfee - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I detect something funny going on here. 555
Larry Hensley - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one.

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