Hey, Wasilla, Wasilla, Wasilla, dat place is funny, in middle o' nowhere
Once again, now
Wasilla, Wasilla, Wasilla, a place o' dummies; the dumbest de once-mayor

'hive so big, things in there get lost
Woman sound like a Midwestern horse
Heya! Wasilla--dat place ain't sunny, and dummy de once-mayor
Head is foggy
Wasilla (permanent hoar frost)
Wasilla (dinky little town dere)

Wasilla--she take de money from de Bridge to Nowhere
Dunce again now
Wasilla (got a truth suborner)
Wasilla (kind of a sore boss)
Wasilla--de gov. be grumpy; she got Troopergater

Well, she got a house on a high point o' land
Can see de Ruskies--ain't that grand?!
Dey say, "Da!"
Wasilla--she take de money to pay de kids' airfare
Everybody!
Wasilla, Wasilla, Wasilla--dey go with mommy; de state pay de airfare

Pumped a kid now
Ma Bristol got a little horny
Ma Bristol, Ma Bristol--she take de spunk he love-pump when he nail 'er

Well the money got de gov. decked in red
She pay a lot for Nieman-Marcus thread
Bunch she blow
Wasilla--she take de money and run to de tailor
Wasilla--she drown in money
Dress de body
Wasilla, she take de money and run Lord & Taylor
No chagrin now
Wasilla--moose-a shot-a-wink-a
Wasilla--froze is all de water
Wasilla--she pardon turkey; grins redneck impaler
Woman got broke cortex.
Wasilla, Wasilla, Wasilla, she bray for Saxby, a chump who like slavers
Have a toddy
Wasilla (gone and found a ghoster)
Wasilla (kinda like script doctor)
Wasilla--she such a dummy, need one who's her faker
Lots of money for lamebrain
Duh! mayor
Wasilla--she take de money, and dunces will pay fer
Wretched book read
Wasilla, Wasilla--goonish-talking bimbo
Wasilla--got snake for hubby; he ruin de trails dere
He secession sought fer
Alaska, Alaska, Alaska--Ted took de money. . .now might face de jailer
Alaska, Alaska--she and Ted, whore-sluts
Wasilla, dat place is crummy with dunce once for de mayor