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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fry Your Member"
Original Song Title:
"Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks)"
Original Performer:
Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fry Your Member"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Don't Fry Your Member
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
When you use it to toast marshmallows.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers,
You'll scream in pain and you will bellow.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
Or you'll be as hot as hell, fellow.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
It will swell like a sail and billow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
You'll have to rest it on a pillow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender,
At worst you will find that it's nil-o.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
The hole below will be so hollow.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
You'll be Venus and not Apollo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
I suppose that you could use a d*ldo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member. . . .
Sans phallo.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
When you use it to toast marshmallows.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers,
You'll scream in pain and you will bellow.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
Or you'll be as hot as hell, fellow.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
It will swell like a sail and billow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
You'll have to rest it on a pillow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender,
At worst you will find that it's nil-o.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
The hole below will be so hollow.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
You'll be Venus and not Apollo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
I suppose that you could use a d*ldo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member. . . .
Sans phallo.
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Okay, okay, 5's for the line "You'll be Venus and not Apollo"!
This reminds me of a friend of mine who played 54 holes of golf on a sunny, 103 degree day and drank 24 beers in the process. He told me he peed about thirty times, out in the open air, and the next day found he had sunburned his dick! Good job John, 5's
I can really relate to this since I always have trouble finding a stick to toast marshmallows with, and invariably end up roasting a weenie instead. Okay, not really but it was funny; I also thought the Venus/ Apollo line stood out.
i'm stickin' to bent clothes hangers....5s
Thanks, you toasters.
Unggghhh....twas very good....555
A "toast" to this week's winner of the Johnny D Award for Best Phallic Parody.
This parody is a "weiner" in my book. Funny. Well done.
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