Song Parodies -> Love That Carrion

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

  
Parody Song Title:

"Love That Carrion"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

carrion elided: care-yuhn; Marian, buryin’ similarly
Love that carrion, lunch on carrion. . .
Gorge intestines, and the course is Marian,
And he’s swell, her brother;
Some other comfort food is mother.

Love that carrion, lunch of carrion;
It’s an icky food, exhumed from buryin’.
Repast: local gentry,
’cause the graveyard ain’t got a sentry.

Cry, friends die—you must cremate them or there’ll be chewin’.
Dine, fiends dine upon a hand and thumb, and you’ll be ruin’.

Love that carrion, love that carrion.
Go for incineration, not buryin’
If they have their druthers:
It’s Cam for lunch, it’s Nan for brunch, it’s Stan to munch
’monst many others.




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LadyNOcal - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, sounds like you need a true meal ? instead of this beastly feastie . . .
Miracle Whip - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Might be more palatable with a glob of mayo.
LadyNOcal - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack, the duke oUnch, C A R R Y ~ ~ O N , SirSweaty !

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