Song Parodies -> Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun
| Original Song Title: | "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" |
| Original Performer: | Cyndi Lauper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I'll get boned, get my moorings right.
A mother role ain't mine; I'm resolvin' my plight:
I'm gonna go get me a gonadal gun.
This girl just wants to have one
This girl just wants her own gun.
A faux spur in the middle: my delight.
A father I can't be, but I won't be a wife.
Dads produced spermatozoa by the ton. . .
This girl just wants her own gun.
Born girl, I wish I were. . .
Not a dear daughter but
A son.
When the doc's working is done,
Girl I'll be, with a gun,
A girl, but don't call me "hon."
Some boys make a beautiful girl,
The hide torn away from which are wrest pearls.
I want that wrenched-off gun; then wench, I'm not one.
This girl just wants her own gun,
This girl just wants to have. . .
And balls she really wants
With gun,
When the mock-jerk thing is hung,
Girl I'll be, with a gun.
They'll say, "Annie got her gun."
A mother role ain't mine; I'm resolvin' my plight:
I'm gonna go get me a gonadal gun.
This girl just wants to have one
This girl just wants her own gun.
A faux spur in the middle: my delight.
A father I can't be, but I won't be a wife.
Dads produced spermatozoa by the ton. . .
This girl just wants her own gun.
Born girl, I wish I were. . .
Not a dear daughter but
A son.
When the doc's working is done,
Girl I'll be, with a gun,
A girl, but don't call me "hon."
Some boys make a beautiful girl,
The hide torn away from which are wrest pearls.
I want that wrenched-off gun; then wench, I'm not one.
This girl just wants her own gun,
This girl just wants to have. . .
And balls she really wants
With gun,
When the mock-jerk thing is hung,
Girl I'll be, with a gun.
They'll say, "Annie got her gun."
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Nice job with a hard, herky-jerky tune. :-)
boy, you sure turned this song around 180 degrees....too funny
Send her to a ranch to learn the "ropes"!
Very good! The title was worth 5 points alone!
Walthur Pee-Pee K
That'd be a hand-gun, presumably? Not what I was expecting at all.. beatifully done, JB
JAB, your propensity for strange thinking is at the fore :)
Ha - Gives a whole new meaning to gung ho. You is whacked sir John but that's a good thing. Very amusing and well done. Hey you are about 3 off the 2K mark. Have something special comin' up for P2K?
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