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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy’s Dripping Fangs and Claws"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy’s Dripping Fangs and Claws"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I saw mommy’s dripping fangs and claws
late last night under the clear moonlight.
From her mouth the blood seeped;
those teeth must have gone in deep.
This scene was really f**ked up!
How much gore had she reaped?!
Then, I saw: bloody trickles on her paws
moving over carpeting once white.
I wish I’d never seen this scene,
but I know now what it means:
Mommy got a vampire/werewolf bite.
Now mommy ain’t herself—such a sad sight.
I hope she won’t be eyeing my neck site…
I might not be around, this tale to cite.
late last night under the clear moonlight.
From her mouth the blood seeped;
those teeth must have gone in deep.
This scene was really f**ked up!
How much gore had she reaped?!
Then, I saw: bloody trickles on her paws
moving over carpeting once white.
I wish I’d never seen this scene,
but I know now what it means:
Mommy got a vampire/werewolf bite.
Now mommy ain’t herself—such a sad sight.
I hope she won’t be eyeing my neck site…
I might not be around, this tale to cite.
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