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Song Parodies -> "Diazepam"

Original Song Title:

"Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, is your treat diazepam?
It’s got you looking like you look for divan.
Hellish, your life was a drag, but now your synapses lag.
Or is your treat lorazepam?

Get a dose of it and kick back post-wilt;
that pill’s no thrill, but treats ill better than Milt[own].
You find rues of the world from your noodle are hurled:
goodbye, anxiety, depression, and guilt.
That’s the plan.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Rob Arndt - September 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Congrats on 4200- 555!
John Barry - September 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob. You're on your way.
Callmelennie - September 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh look out! She came in through the Haldol window
Rob Arndt - September 08, 2015 - Report this comment
You will always be THE MASTER JAB, I am but your pupil. I vow never to exceed your place. I will remain Number 2.

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