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Song Parodies -> "It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo'"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo'"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It's got a bell, goes "moo."
It's not a swine,
A beast that ingests slop for food
And is lyin'
In mud or fryin'.
Each one, you can tan it
After it's put down--
Turn it into handbags
Or bladders that are ovoid or round.
It's got a bell, goes "moo";
It ain't feline,
Canine.
It goes "moo,"
Chomps kudzu,
Does cud chew,
Drops much poo. You know now?
At county fairs,
A cow-ardly keen:
Not "meow," "bow-wow."
You hear it?
It's got a bell, goes "moo."
More than one's "kine."
It's not a swine,
A beast that ingests slop for food
And is lyin'
In mud or fryin'.
Each one, you can tan it
After it's put down--
Turn it into handbags
Or bladders that are ovoid or round.
It's got a bell, goes "moo";
It ain't feline,
Canine.
It goes "moo,"
Chomps kudzu,
Does cud chew,
Drops much poo. You know now?
At county fairs,
A cow-ardly keen:
Not "meow," "bow-wow."
You hear it?
It's got a bell, goes "moo."
More than one's "kine."
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rings true
I dont really know the original but i hummed your lyrics its funny man
Whacky bovine antics ALWAYS up my alley (remind me of FarSide). These are the kine of parodies we need more of... very clever word play, and if not quite 'atmospheric', at the very minimum... mooooood setting!
Against my better judgement, I 5'd it because it was a good parody--I just will never understand why you do this song so often I guess.
Funny word play, but I know of some cow lovers who might be offended by this.
Another "Spell" done very well
Parody not available in India, lol. When it comes to "I've Put A Spell On You", you're a Porterhouse, err, powerhouse, John. Did you ever do "Who's That Othello Dude?". 5s.
Thanks, Alvin, Steven, TJC, Dave (I've set myself a goal of 200; 69 to go), 2Eagle, AFW, Red Ant (I've been planning to do something with Othello--thanks for the reminder)
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