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Song Parodies -> "Tony Baloney"

Original Song Title:

"Boney Moronie"

Original Performer:

Larry Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Baloney"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Guy’s Gulf-gush churl: famed Tony Baloney;
He’s as fibby as a shtik of macro-phony.
His BP clogs bogs with oil, and the blue sea’s gone.
A beady-eyed rat, this shifty con.
Guy’s a scourge, as is BP,
Really crappy is his company
Gunks the Gulf with the sludge haphazardly.

Well they’d told some whoppers ’bout what they could do
To stanch the onslaught of toxic goo.
On top of that, they were married to the goons
At MMS*, those prostitutes and petro-poltroons.
Guys a scourge, we now see—
Really crappy is this agency,
Suck the hungs of thugs the industry.

BP’s main solution is to start oil fires
To burn off small portions of this sickly mire.
Everywhere it burns as the bay is alight,
And meanwhile Tony sails another bight.
Guy’s a scourge, that Tony,
What a hack, he. And his company
Gunks the Gulf with their sludge crap liberally.

*Minerals Management Service

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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QueenCrystal - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, ~Captain Brunch und Munch ~ SlimyTony has gone the way genMCrystalis . . . both flushed down the drain, Sir ! . . . . many more to go, though! !
Guy - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Must disclaim - any relationship between the word Guy in this parody and this guy named Guy is pure coincidence.

I find the term "Macro-Phony" in this parody purely inspired. Nice one JB. So glad to see you on the band wagon with the SPillOIL the Gulf bashing of Hayward and BP. Well done indeed sir. I hope the greedy bastiches all wind up in the poor house. I live way too close to the Gulf to not be totally pissed about this mess. Obama, yeah you, get off your ass and do something beside pay lip service.
Christie Marie M - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on Tony "Baloney" Hayward! LOL @ Guy's comment above! 555.
Oily Turtle - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The news that the Minerals Management service, who is charged with reviewing permit applications, *ensuring that there is proper planning against accidents*, and then regularly inspecting all of the above, *did absolutely nothing* in the way of permit review, did not see or require any preparedness plan, and did no inspecting, because they were treated to cocaine-and-sex parties by the oil company, should be a fertile well for another parody. I've taken my shot at the Feds -- would you consider doing a full send-up of MMS?

Of course BP are crooks for the bribes, but if a criminal bribes the cops, aren't the cops even more guilty -- because they are the ones who are supposed to enforce the law against the criminals, and whom the public has to trust to do so.

Good shot at an executive and company that took advantage of our lax and corrupt officials. Hoping for a skewering of said officials. (Yeah, I know, Obama fixed it --by *changing the name of the agency*. Well, *that* is change we can believe in!)
John Barry - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Queen: So many more.

Guy: Thanks much. No one seems to be in charge.

Christie: LOL also.

TT: A send-up of MMS would be great.
AFW - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice Jabbing, J A B

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