Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Dimwit, My Dimwit"

Original Song Title:

"Minute by Minute"

Original Performer:

Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Dimwit, My Dimwit"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, no worries--I have lied, too.
I've done it many times before.
Girl with her furred heap up in tangled strands
Pinned into a bun; she's from Arctic lands.
I know you must sure think to right I fawn
To choose one with big hair with a mind that's all but gone.

But dimwit, my dimwit, my dimwit,
Compos mentis, non.
D'oh! dimwit, my dimwit, my dimwit. . .
Con those Pentecost's.

She will say she's a pit bull snarlin',
With some lipstick plied on moue.
Ah, but that canis is inbred and will munch
On kids and helpless grannies
And make their bones go crunch,
Livin' not for long
With limbs in jaw vise.
Image from a fool
Whose head is full of ice.

But dimwit, my dimwit, my dimwit
Has got a hold on
Those dimwits, blind dimwits, blind dimwits. . .
Got 'em wholly conned.

Con's the game, and I will fawn,
Tongue reached out. . .recall, I kissed Jer's
Butt to help attain the prize
But that rim-lip was just hooey,
Like my choice of lipsticked "sooey!"

'cause dimwit, my dimwit, my dimwit
Has got a hold on
Those dimwits, blind dimwits, blind dimwits. . .
Got the "holies" conned.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 794