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Song Parodies -> "Kushner, Crook Scourge"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Kushner, Crook Scourge"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Kushner, yuck! scummy, scummy—
douche makes me gag and hurl.
Scum’s a gutless awful stooge.

Scummy, that’s Kushner crook scourge—
stooge makes me gag and hurl.
Scum’s a gutless awful douche.

I just can’t believe this scumminess of Trumpy’s douche
(I just can’t believe this stooge).
If he’d only leave, then dad-in-law could shtup his cooze
(Trump would love to shtup his cooze).

Puke Kushner—gross, scummy, scummy
he’s shtupping daddy’s girl,
and daddy, he wants to screw.
Ah, “honey” is daddy’s mantra;
He wants to slam his girl,
who has got him panting too.

She’s the shiksa girl of he, from a mob family
(he’s from a mob family).
He’s a scummy slumlord, just like his scumbag daddy
(it’s a scumbag family).

Gross Kushner—everyone in his network is scummy;
whores are all the Kushner sh*t family.
He’s nothing but a f*cking thief, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwits, yeah.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwits, scummy.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwit aholes.
They’re all living a life of thieves, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whore criminal Kushner steals money.

Gag! Kushner, so scummy, scummy.
He’s from a bagman world;
his daddy’s a scumbag too.
So scummy, scummy, Kushner, crook scourge.
Scummy, scummy, Kosher, crook scourge.
He makes me gag and hurl.




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Joe Biden 2020 - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
You WANT to be robbed, raped, and murdered!
Victims of Trump - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Already happening under the current maladministration.
Joe Biden 2020 - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I hate the Jews even more than you!
Joe Biden 2020 - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
This time, why not vote for a REAL robber, rapist, and murderer?
VOT - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
JB 2020. So you're an anti-Semite scumbag as well as an idiot
Joe Biden 2020 - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
I am appalled at how badly President Truman has handled the polio crisis!
Adam Zen B. - May 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Good job John! I see the Russian bots are out with their fake names and ones. Every sane person in the world is waiting for Trump to be voted out!

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