Donny shame, I harbor Donny shame
'Cause now I realize he's lame.

TV show, viewed religiously.
While I watched I'd eat, many treats,
Scratch my feet and my seat.

Donny shame, marred by Donny shame.
I took him over football games,
In the fall, with Neanderthals.
He had boring guests, badly dressed,
Genderless, like Rupaul.

Donny shame, goldarn my Donny shame!
Chronic smile must have caused him pain.
Now I see, he was so hokey,
Way behind the times, so he tried
To refine his clothes line.

Donny shame, I'm scarred by Donny shame.
I've heard that Marie he has lain.
For me it's now a latter day.
When his show replays, I don't stay. . .
Run away or think "slay."

Donny shame, depart, my Donny shame!
I will never watch, noooooo, his lame show again.
I've seen the error of my ways.
When his show replays, no delay
Of gunplay, TV slay.

Donny's face, nie Wiedersehen.* Gone, the shame.

*Never to be seen again.