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Song Parodies -> "That Put-on Mel Loves Jews"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"That Put-on Mel Loves Jews"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
That put-on Mel loves Jews
And kosher wine.
Those who say he's anti-Hebrew,
They were lyin'.
Mel's now out, dryin'.
You know, he's a landsman
In his heart, deep down.
He digs the Horwitz clan
Laughs loud and hard at those "Howard" clowns.
That put-on Mel loves Jews,
The funny kind.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo,
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo! Look at how
Moe pulls the hair
Of hapless Larry.
For Curly: POW!
Like Sammy,
Could convert, Mel, to Jew
And toast, "L'chaim!"
And kosher wine.
Those who say he's anti-Hebrew,
They were lyin'.
Mel's now out, dryin'.
You know, he's a landsman
In his heart, deep down.
He digs the Horwitz clan
Laughs loud and hard at those "Howard" clowns.
That put-on Mel loves Jews,
The funny kind.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo,
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
Woo, woo, woo! Look at how
Moe pulls the hair
Of hapless Larry.
For Curly: POW!
Like Sammy,
Could convert, Mel, to Jew
And toast, "L'chaim!"
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great title
I wonder if he would convert just to save face. How else would he live this shenannigan down?
Loved the Stooges bit.
So, Mel is the 4th stooge...good one, John
phew, lost me with the Stooges detour in the middle, JAB, but another fine chapter in your push for 100 - 555
Man-oh-Manischewitz, what a great parody! I'm kvelling! So when and where will Mel have his next drunken incident? "Next year, in Jerusalem!"
Great job, John, you've inspired me to try a Mel/Jews version of "Till There Was You!"
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