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Song Parodies -> "Frist, B."
Original Song Title:
"Misty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"Frist, B."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
AFW, with his "Fristy the Snowman," gave me the idea for this.
Crooked me.
I helped myself to the kitty's treasury
Just before it was sinking and went down;
I had it all planned.
I am Frist, B., gold in my hand.
Watch me play
The market and make millions in just a day.
I present myself as a righteous fellow--
Music to some ears--
And fiscally, I'm not in arrears.
They can't see that I'm leading them on
And that my piety is a ruse.
Non-inside traders are the ones who lost,
Then, golly!, it made the news.
So I groan
As they plough through my plundering I intone:
"I am not a crook and it wasn't theft."
With figur'tive gloves,
Fingerprints would not be on the trove.
I helped myself to the kitty's treasury
Just before it was sinking and went down;
I had it all planned.
I am Frist, B., gold in my hand.
Watch me play
The market and make millions in just a day.
I present myself as a righteous fellow--
Music to some ears--
And fiscally, I'm not in arrears.
They can't see that I'm leading them on
And that my piety is a ruse.
Non-inside traders are the ones who lost,
Then, golly!, it made the news.
So I groan
As they plough through my plundering I intone:
"I am not a crook and it wasn't theft."
With figur'tive gloves,
Fingerprints would not be on the trove.
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Right on the money...good job..fives
Thanks and thanks, AFW.
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