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Song Parodies -> "Frist, B."

Original Song Title:

"Misty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Frist, B."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

AFW, with his "Fristy the Snowman," gave me the idea for this.
Crooked me.
I helped myself to the kitty's treasury
Just before it was sinking and went down;
I had it all planned.
I am Frist, B., gold in my hand.

Watch me play
The market and make millions in just a day.
I present myself as a righteous fellow--
Music to some ears--
And fiscally, I'm not in arrears.

They can't see that I'm leading them on
And that my piety is a ruse.
Non-inside traders are the ones who lost,
Then, golly!, it made the news.

So I groan
As they plough through my plundering I intone:
"I am not a crook and it wasn't theft."
With figur'tive gloves,
Fingerprints would not be on the trove.


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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Right on the money...good job..fives
John Barry - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks and thanks, AFW.

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