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Song Parodies -> "So, Whom Did Bela Chew?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"So, Whom Did Bela Chew?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
So what did Bela do
During nighttime?
He left his coffin and bit through
Tough myelin,
To hemoglobin.
Victims couldn't stand up;
They were fallin' down.
Legs had become bandy
While he drank sanguinity. . .near drowned.
So, whom would Bela chew
During nighttime?
He'd chew Stu,
He'd chew Sue,
He'd chew Drew,
He'd chew Lou--hemal chow
He'd put 'em there,
Those honed holes-make teeth
Named for bow-wow.
He's feeding.
Who's chewed by Bela? You!
Rise at nighttime.
[fade on sound of carotid being sucked]
During nighttime?
He left his coffin and bit through
Tough myelin,
To hemoglobin.
Victims couldn't stand up;
They were fallin' down.
Legs had become bandy
While he drank sanguinity. . .near drowned.
So, whom would Bela chew
During nighttime?
He'd chew Stu,
He'd chew Sue,
He'd chew Drew,
He'd chew Lou--hemal chow
He'd put 'em there,
Those honed holes-make teeth
Named for bow-wow.
He's feeding.
Who's chewed by Bela? You!
Rise at nighttime.
[fade on sound of carotid being sucked]
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sucked, but in a GOOD way...been to bela's grave....he's in the same row as bing crosby
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