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Song Parodies -> "Nice to See These Things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Nice to See These Things"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Oh well, a guy can dream.
Nice to See These Things
Reign dropped and Rove fled—euphemism, "kitten."
Cops grilling Rumsfeld in a cell, bricks shittin'.
Wolfowitz in The Hague—they'll make him sing.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Comeuppance for the whole kit and caboodle.
Condi on all fours and boned by a poodle.
Chalabi with his guts hung on a string.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Cheney staked in the heart and burned to ashes.
Feith and Perle on the rack and getting lashes.
Dubya forced to take ESL* training.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Wagged the dog, right?
Thought he'd be king.
Much worse than his dad.
I sit here and imagine all of these things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
*English as a Second Language
Reign dropped and Rove fled—euphemism, "kitten."
Cops grilling Rumsfeld in a cell, bricks shittin'.
Wolfowitz in The Hague—they'll make him sing.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Comeuppance for the whole kit and caboodle.
Condi on all fours and boned by a poodle.
Chalabi with his guts hung on a string.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Cheney staked in the heart and burned to ashes.
Feith and Perle on the rack and getting lashes.
Dubya forced to take ESL* training.
It would be very nice to see these things.
Wagged the dog, right?
Thought he'd be king.
Much worse than his dad.
I sit here and imagine all of these things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
*English as a Second Language
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4s. I got quite a chuckle over the Condi line! ;-D
Boned by a poodle? Hah! I guess only human-human sex is a no-no on this site.
(~chuckles~) Dubya forced to take ESL training? Hee!
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