Marryin' Libertarians

I see they're marryin'
Bill 'n' Bob; Mary 'n'
Marcie; it's scary in
Frisco; there's fairies in
This place Libertarian.
I hate this, hate this, hate this, hate this gay marryin'.
Pencil in—
I think I can win—
By simply amendin'
That thar Restitushin.
I hear that Congress reads, and they got a Library in
Town where I ain't been.
I think that Marian,
E.g., should be marryin'
A straight guy, then carryin'
To term; hope Kerry 'n'
His ilk won't be buryin'
Chance for a two-term win.
I hate this, hate this, hate this, hate this gay marryin'
And love you madly, badly Laura, librarian,
Though you're like ma's twin—
You're a harridan—
You're always harryin'
Me about my drinkin'.
I think that Mayor Gavin*
Has a nice wife, named Kim,
And she should stand by him
While he is marryin'
Not Gary-Bob; Gary 'n'
Diana. . .
. . .Gary 'n' Diana, Gary 'n' Diana, Gary 'n' Diana.
He should be in Diana, in Diana, in Diana, in Diana, in Diana.
But Gary's been Diana, not been in Diana, Gary's been Diana.


*Gavin Newsom, major of San Francisco.